And there you have it - "Aisa tha toh phir meri mall se shaadi kar dete (If that was the case, you should have married me to a mall ?" In another, a hysterical Kabir goes on a spontaneous spree of puke-themed jokes ranging from 'Vomatino' to 'Louis Vomiton.' One cannot say the same about the voice-over provided by Aamir Khan for Pluto Mehra, the darling mastiff pet of the Mehras. The latter brushes it off arguing how her husband (Rahul Bose) provides her with everything she needs. In one fine scene, Ayesha is discussing incompatibility issues in her marriage with her mother. As is the spot-on timing they're delivered in. Farhan Akhtar's pat dialogs contribute significantly - they're the best takeaway from this cruise confection. Her latest Dil Dhadakne Do retains this virtue whilst exploring the woes of well-heeled lifestyles without turning them into caricatures of a dysfunctional family. Zoya Akhtar's breezy outlook and aversion for melodrama are something I've constantly appreciated in all her previous films. Everything else is as superficial as it gets - be it his jaded marriage to ace cupcake- chomper Neelam (Shefali Shah), his tediously old- fashioned expectations from kids Ayesha and Kabir (Priyanka Chopra, Ranveer Singh) or his relationship of convenience around his equally catty tycoon friends. A self-made billionaire, he's still in touch with his middle-class values when it comes to matters of the money. Footing in a large bill every single day for a group he requested to come along on a scenic Mediterranean cruise to celebrate his 30th wedding anniversary, Kamal Mehra (Anil Kapoor) feels the pinch of keeping appearances. When a man has labored life long to project enviable luxury, it's essential that he appears to relish it with his family and flaunt it among his friends.